
GUS BLOWS AWAY
A TRAFFIC JAM
by Martin Bunn
Gus Wilson was installing a new clutch in the Model Garage service truck when his helper
took a phone call in the office.
"A man by the name of Prouty," Stan reported. "In a hurry. Headed this
waybut says his car wont pull the Birch Mountain grade."
"Wont pull the grade, eh?" Gus said. "Probably nothing much wrong.
Ill run out there in my car . . ."
Topping Birch Mountain some 10 miles out from town, Gus came down the steep grade on the
far side. As he neared the bottom he
saw a heavy sedan parked on the shoulder. Hitched to it was a massive house
trailerit seemed to Gus nearly 40 feet long. He
stopped.
A short, stoutish individual bustled over.
"Gus Wilson?" he inquired, seizing Guss hand and pumping it vigorously. He
peered into Guss face through thick-lensed glasses that
gave him the appearance of a genial barn owl. "My names Ebenezer Prouty, Grand
Exalted Wagon Master of the Friends of the Open
Road."
"Grand exalted what?" Gus asked, gazing at the monstrous trailer.
"Wagon Master," Prouty said. "Im the man who goes ahead to arrange
for the rendezvous of the Friendsbut no matter. Fix my car
so I can get under way. Im due in an hour."
"I see," Gus said, although he didnt. "Thats a pretty big
trailer to pull with a car, isnt it?"
"Ive got a state permit to pull it," Prouty said. "Never had a bit of
trouble when the car is running up to form."
"You dont say," Gus said.
"Thats right. But right now this car wouldnt pull the hat off your
head."
Gus got behind the wheel, started the motor. He gunned it, listening to the engine
stagger, falter, lope, shake in its hangers. The
symptoms were as familiar to him as the ringing of a phone.
"Shes loaded up on gas," Gus said.
"Now that is what I call efficient mechanical detection , Wilson," said Prouty.
"As Wagon Master for the Friends, I have to make
efficiency my byword. No doubt you have the remedy, Wilson?"
"It isnt that simple," Gus said. "Loading up could be caused by a
number of conditionsfaulty fuel pump, clogged air cleaner, clogged
air-mixture passages or jets, a faulty float needle seat in the carburetor, or a faulty
automatic choke. Ill have to run it down."
"Well, lets get on with it," Prouty said, glancing at his watch. "I
simply must get into town immediately."
Being accustomed to clients in a hurry, Gus went to work in his usual systematic manner.
He disconnected the fuel-pump line at the
carburetor, turned the motor over with the starter. A satisfactory flow of gas resulted,
but having no pressure-analyzing gauge, Gus
couldnt be sure that pump pressure wasnt too high.
He removed the air cleaner, washed out its element with gas from a can in his car. Next,
he checked the hot-air screen of the automatic
choke and saw that the parts worked freely. He checked and set the carburetor float level,
and with a tire pump from his car, blew out
the carburetor jets, paying close attention to the air-mixture passages.
With the parts back in place, he tried out the engine. Again it loaded up, loped, shook in
its hangers.
"Really, Wilson," Prouty said worriedly, "this cant go on. I simply
must get to this rendezvous."
"Figuring this one out," Gus said, "may take a little time, and I certainly
cant tow your heavy rig in, even if I had a trailer towing hitch.
Excuse me, but just what is your hurry, Mr. Prouty?"
"As Wagon Master for the Friends of the Road, I have considerable
responsibility," Prouty said. "If this trailer of mine isnt parked
where it is supposed to be by noon, in plain sight of the main highway, the Friends will
be running around in circles. Two hundred of
them."
"Two hundred!" Gus echoed.
"At least," Prouty said. "The Friends are an organization of folks who own
house trailers. Several times a year we pick a central point
for a rendezvous."
"I see," Gus said. "And what does this trailer have to do with it
all?"
"As Wagon Master," Prouty explained, "I am advance man for the rendezvous.
I have made arrangements with a contractor in your
town, Mr. Matt Henderson, to rendezvous on some vacant land where he starting a new
subdivision. None of the Friends knows
exactly where this spot is. Each has been informed by mail that my house trailer, which is
well-known to all, will be parked on this tract,
in sight of the main highway as they drive through town.
"Not only must I act as decoy, Wilson, but I must direct each trailer into a spot in
a huge circle, using the loudspeaker system on my
trailer. If I am not there by noon, the Friends are going to be very annoyed at me."
"Not half as annoyed," Gus said solemnly, "as a policeman named Jerry
Corcoran is going to be with me, if I let 200 house trailers
come into town to circle around in traffic, not knowing where theyre going. It would
be a madhouse."
"Precisely," Prouty said. "Perhaps we had better fix my car."
"Perhaps we had," Gus agreed as he dove back under the hood.
He knew that if the fuel pump was delivering too much pressure, it could be overloading
the engine with gas. The trouble might also be
in faulty-seating of the carburetor float needle. Another possibility, and the easiest to
check, was the automatic choke. Gus removed the
air cleaner, started the engine, and held open the butterfly of the automatic choke while
he gunned the engine. While it loaded up and
loped, the carburetor becoming wet outside with gas, he knew that the choke was not
responsible. His suspicions fixed on the
carburetor.
This time Gus pulled the offending unit apart, searching for clogged passages, loose or
worn jets, a jammed float needle or float.
Removing the latter to inspect the needle seat, he reached over to set it in a safe place
on the fender. In midair his arm froze.
Gently he rocked the cylindrical float back and forth in his fingers. Its weight seemed to
shift from side to side.
"Ah!" he breathed. "Weve got it."
"Got what?" Prouty snapped.
"Theres some gasoline inside this float," Gus said. "That makes it
float low and logy. Instead of shutting off the gas, it lets the level rise
in the bowl, so your motor loads up and stalls."
Gus shook the float hard, searching for the place where the gas had entered.
"Cant seem to locate the leak," he said. "Its probably so small
that this gas has taken weeks to seep inside."
"How are you going to get it out?"
"Theres only one way."
Reaching into his kit for a push drill, Gus fitted on a 1/16-inch bit. He drilled a hole
in one end of the float, put his lips to it, and blew
mightily. On the surface of the float now he was able to detect a hair-like crack,
revealed by a seepage of gasoline forced out by the air
pressure.
Gus drained the gas out of the float through the hole he had drilled, then with his
six-bolt soldering iron laid a film of solder over the
drilled hole and the crack. After reassembling the carburetor and installing it, he
buckled down the hood. "Try her now," he said.
The engine surged to life, buckled down to a smooth purr.
"That does it!" called Prouty. "I must be off!"
"Right behind you," answered Gus.
Roaring in low gear, the big sedan buckled into the grade, hauling the huge trailer easily
behind. Gus followed it to Matt Hendersons
newly cleared subdivision property south of town, then drove back to the Model Garage.
Getting out of his car he saw a long trailer disappearing around the corner. As he was
washing up, it appeared again. The man driving
the car that hauled it had a stunned expression. Gus stepped outside.
"Hey, friend," the driver called to Gus. "Where can I find the Wagon
Masters rig?"
"Turn south at the next corner, friend," Gus called back. "Go half a mile
beyond the city limits, and youll see the rig youre looking for
parked on a knoll. It wasnt there a few minutes ago, or youd have spotted it
coming into town."
"Thanks, friend." The man drove on.
"Whats this friend business?" asked Stan. "That
guys a stranger, isnt he?"
"Not to the right people," retorted Gus. "Whom you and I will meet tonight
at the big dinner. Were going by special invitation of the
Rendezvous of the Friends of the Open Road. Im betting it will be a fine feed."
It was. Sitting within the circle of trailers that evening, before a glowing cookfire, Gus
listened with well-fed contentment to 300 voices
raised in song. Then, looking around at the great bulks of the 200-odd trailers, he let
out a slow whistle.
"Huh? Anything wrong?" asked Stan.
Gus grinned. "I was just thinking what could have happened in town todayif
Id run out of wind there on the Birch Mountain grade."
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